the way spam computers who want to draw you as a cartoon see it.

Everyone would be white. Wait a minute…

and stumbled upon this prestigious category:

It does when you jump the shark. Come to Channel101 this Sunday and vote for Wade and Eric Sold a Movie, or fuck off altogether and don’t be my friend anymore.

Listen, you can buy our ship models. But only if you want the best made, best priced models of ships out there, okay? So if you want some poorly made overpriced non-museum quality ship models, don’t waste your time buying our superior models for less. Trust us. Don’t buy our ship [...]

There I was, minding my own business, trying my best to eliminate an entire species of ants, when I heard the most pathetic, scary meow of my young, handsome life.
The ants are here because my cat hasn’t been feeling well. As far as I can tell, cats throw up when they’re fully healthy, so [...]

Mr. Walk down me. Lead me to the building. Fuck you.

I like this song. The video I’m “eh” about, but total score, stealing this shit from the (alternative) Man!

And — Hold on, I think someone is farting in the kitchen at work. That or the ketchup bottle is almost empty. Geeze, I’m a good 70 feet from the kitchen.
Anyway… I don’t want to come off like I’ll never be happy at my new place. But holy shit. It is [...]