I know this has been making the rounds lately, but I honestly just love the song. Also, Matt Berry’s face at 1:24 kills me every time.

EDIT. I just have to add my favorite sketch ever. Check the related videos for “Dog Kick” and “Flower Pot.”

If you get drunk and vomit on me, I’ll make sure you get home safely.If you cross the road and a truck struck you, I’ll scrape you up and reconstruct you. I’ll cheer you up, if you’re depressed. If you get murdered, I’ll avenge your death.

Rod was over and I was losing to cheating Madden. Here’s how the replay went:

The final score ended up being 49-14. So the cheating re-introduced itself in the 4th quarter. Did I mention this was the Super Bowl? Chicago Bears. Super Bowl champs, ten years in a row ‘08 to [...]

I’m mean to my friends, I’m shucking responsibilities and I’m not writing. I can’t remember when I’ve been in a worse mood for such a long period of time. This pretty much sums it up:

But my calendar tells me it’s a full moon tonight. So maybe if these astrology fags are right, [...]

Somebody make this my ring tone. Do people still do that? Use songs as ring tones?
Just remember that if you’re looking for a full contact football game the IWFL will bring you to your knees. Yeah yeeeeah!

Well, it’s August. Here’s a picture I didn’t draw because I’m lazy and uninspired, from my awkward-poses parent-gifted Maxim calendar.

I love it. This year’s team name, “Wade of Honor.”