I sat down to write, started drinking… Somehow, I wound up deep in the WWF Youtube rabbit hole. Eventually I would work my way to my favorite tag team when I was a kid - The Rockers.
I know that wrestling is dumb and fake, but there’s something about the stories behind it… When Hulk [...]

strip out of the paper, wrote, “WADE” on it and put it on the fridge.

I guess some things never change.
P.S. It was three days after my tenth birthday.

murdered another kid and was sentenced to ten years in jail or whatever, prison. But it’s ten years later so he’s out, and of course it was a notorious headline case back in the day so he’s under a sort of witness protection program to keep him safe. Eventually it gets out who [...]

If you listen to Pandora a lot, you might have noticed they capped the free listening to 40 hours a month. That’s only one full work week. Suck it, Pandora.
I have XM and they used to let me listen online. Ever since they merged with Serius, they’ve tried nickle and diming me [...]

kelsyabbott: all i can think about is entourage
me: haha why?
kelsyabbott: i want to know more about it
why is it awful? why is it so popular?
whats it about
me: it’s awful because there’s never any story and the characters never change or do anything to right their “problems” they just get magically solved
and it’s popular because it’s [...]

and there was some bullshit fucking pop nouveau 80’s MIA carbon copy on the radio. Yelling at me, angry, guitars and noise. I’ve decided that I’m old. I don’t understand the 80’s retro thing anymore. I thought everyone was being ironic, but it is genuinely cool now? I guess I’m [...]

Plus the video is fucking hilarious. I think at one point Acosta and I were going to do a shot for shot remake. That would have been fun. Laziness claims another victory. But I mean… they dance with an elephant.

There are days when the universe sort of shouts out to you. You wake up and your cat has taken a shit by your front door, and you think “Fuck this cat.” But what you should really be thinking is “Maybe I shouldn’t leave my house, maybe this is a warning.” But [...]