Happy July tomorrow.

This song is good but I bet I’d hate hanging out with these people.

I just dreamt that Jack London’s last words were, “Of men or bites of dogs? Whether I am a metaphor or a wolf is inconsequential. Think of Mike Tyson, that guy must have been the greatest whatever in Hollywood.”
In the dream, I was moved to tears. Also, the words were written on [...]

When one wants to send one’s dad a bouquet of flowers for father’s day, and one wants the flowers walked through the office and placed on one’s father’s desk like in the movies where all the ladies get jealous that one special lady is getting flowers, only this is for one’s dad and one is [...]

Ever since Dan “Garmin” Harmon snubbed me in a recent text message, I have been toiling with various Plugins to blah blah blah. This is a test of that week’s worth of work.
Anyway, this post should be tweeted, or linked in a tweet or whatwitter. Let’s find out!
Edit: It worked. But [...]

Kelsy: question!
me: !
Kelsy: why are you
me: ?
Kelsy: such a little baby
me: you’re the fucking baby
“why are you being so mean wah wah wah wah”
Kelsy: you were being mean!
me: baby alert, aisle Kelsy.
could we get a wet clean up on aisle kelsy. tears everywhere
Kelsy: i wasnt crying about it
!
me: we have a special on kelsy [...]

Once, in a review of my writing, someone told me to “avoid throat clearing phrases.” This was over ten years ago and it’s stuck with me ever since. Because it’s fucking wrong. Because of predispositions, nobody begins on the same page. “Throat clearing phrases” are exposition. They let the reader [...]

is always better.

I’m waiting for my boss to leave so I can leave. She’s waiting on Abed to finish something for her, so I’m sure we’ll be here for at least as long as it takes me to write this blog, as I’m sure he’s probably currently Googling “Ah-Ha” or something.
Take it away Mr. Reiter:
Erin and [...]

Every once in a while this blog devolves into a series of bookmarks I use to easily access music I want to remember. Here’s the latest.