You might not know this about me. No reason to, really. It comes up every once in a while for some reason. Somebody else self conscious about the way their hands wrap around their wrists… They’ll bring it up somehow, and then I have to show them.
I have these tiny wrists.
They’re so [...]

The following is a list I compiled over about a week. It’s all things that I’ve said out loud to myself while I was all alone, sort of subconsciously. After I say these things I realize that I’m talking to myself, and I write them down:
“Dude, I look like a fucking parking attendant.”
“I [...]

Email chain from my friend who also agents me.
Him: Hey man – they liked the writing but I think its going to be a pass for these guys. They are being crazy narrow with what they respond to. Get em next time.
Me: That was fast.
Him: Theyre on it with the [...]

Do whatever you can to spread this video around. It’s amazing.

Is there anything cuter than a baby red panda? YES. Two baby red pandas who punch and headbutt.

Geeze, I’m looking through the modern day equivalent of want-ads and it’s like everybody thinks they’re fucking Paul Blart: Mall Cop or something.
Paul Blart is the best at doing what he does: Being a Mall Cop. And every potential employer out there thinks that they do their job the best, whether that’s being [...]

Everything is so depressing right now. I was watching a sit-com and in it Paul Blart Mall Cop had his big screen TV stolen. Hilarious. All I could think of the whole time is what a scam insurance is. You pay them monthly, then when something bad happens, you pay them [...]

I’m at work. The job that laid me off. So here’s a picture I just drew! I’m supposed to be slinked down in my chair, but drawing with a mouse is hard.

It’s Tuesday right?

Rather than dwelling on my inevitable doom, I made this video today. It’s ruined because of that reflection of light on Wade2’s face. God dammit.

(Shady is the cat’s name.)