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GROSS!

Why haven’t rappers picked up on this?

Click the pic for the article. They say it’s a dumb invention. I would call it “revolutionary.”

and stumbled upon this prestigious category:

There I was, minding my own business, trying my best to eliminate an entire species of ants, when I heard the most pathetic, scary meow of my young, handsome life.
The ants are here because my cat hasn’t been feeling well. As far as I can tell, cats throw up when they’re fully healthy, so [...]

Mr. Walk down me. Lead me to the building. Fuck you.

And — Hold on, I think someone is farting in the kitchen at work. That or the ketchup bottle is almost empty. Geeze, I’m a good 70 feet from the kitchen.
Anyway… I don’t want to come off like I’ll never be happy at my new place. But holy shit. It is [...]

If you get drunk and vomit on me, I’ll make sure you get home safely.If you cross the road and a truck struck you, I’ll scrape you up and reconstruct you. I’ll cheer you up, if you’re depressed. If you get murdered, I’ll avenge your death.

Rod was over and I was losing to cheating Madden. Here’s how the replay went:

The final score ended up being 49-14. So the cheating re-introduced itself in the 4th quarter. Did I mention this was the Super Bowl? Chicago Bears. Super Bowl champs, ten years in a row ‘08 to [...]

Somebody make this my ring tone. Do people still do that? Use songs as ring tones?
Just remember that if you’re looking for a full contact football game the IWFL will bring you to your knees. Yeah yeeeeah!