Well, I’m moving this blog to tumblr, begrudgingly. I just want to fit in. So if you’re one of the few people who do some fancy rss feed or something to follow this, please update the URL to http://waderandolph.tumblr.com/
I know I could have a custom URL and make the tumblr blog at this [...]

If I had a tumblr blog I wouldn’t have to write anything in this area.

Sorry, I’m just posting music lately. My day job has stripped me of all creativity. I’m a fucking loser. Anybody know of a career some loser with no skills could go into?
Anyway, I don’t “love” the Dirty Projectors, but this acoustic is pretty cool.

and then call it an “experiment.” I drink at work all the time. It’s something you can’t just jump into, retards.

Well, it’s finally happened. AOL has finally made it literally impossible for me to sign on to the AIM screenname I’ve had since I was 17 years old. It’s a little bit sad, but mostly irritating.
I guess someone changed the password or something, and long story short, there is nothing I can do. [...]

the way spam computers who want to draw you as a cartoon see it.

Everyone would be white. Wait a minute…

It does when you jump the shark. Come to Channel101 this Sunday and vote for Wade and Eric Sold a Movie, or fuck off altogether and don’t be my friend anymore.

Listen, you can buy our ship models. But only if you want the best made, best priced models of ships out there, okay? So if you want some poorly made overpriced non-museum quality ship models, don’t waste your time buying our superior models for less. Trust us. Don’t buy our ship [...]

There I was, minding my own business, trying my best to eliminate an entire species of ants, when I heard the most pathetic, scary meow of my young, handsome life.
The ants are here because my cat hasn’t been feeling well. As far as I can tell, cats throw up when they’re fully healthy, so [...]

And — Hold on, I think someone is farting in the kitchen at work. That or the ketchup bottle is almost empty. Geeze, I’m a good 70 feet from the kitchen.
Anyway… I don’t want to come off like I’ll never be happy at my new place. But holy shit. It is [...]